so much for child protection! No harm, oh lookey mommys passed out on the couch again, but is it from drinking or pills? Wait, she's cold and stiff, is she dead?
Now THERE'S a senario I want my kids to be involved in!
I KNOW it's not YOUR fault, but damn it! What is there to do??!? Call the cops? I THOUGHT they were to "serve and protect" or is that just a marketing ploy!
